Doritos: Nacho Cheese

It’s pungent, it’s flagrant and in my opinion very bold. How else can a corporation like that bring you the goods if they wasn’t. If we were to mention the over all experience of what make’s it so good I would say it’s name!
Who else can say Doritos isn’t an household name! It’s punch! It’s crisp! It’s over priced! and it’s a total prostitute in the crisp world, everyone knows what to expect and soon as you’re done you get some regrets. She leaves her panties when she lets you sleep with her in her apartment and then tells her friends about you when you ignore her straight to the bathroom with some times stomach congestion. Yup. She’s Nasty in a good way but who isn’t these days! If you haven’t tried it already then you sir are an alien and will reported to area 51!
Summary
It’s addictively nauseating, it’s fun at parties, it’s fun mixing anything you like coming from a late night out with the boys while conveniently not answering your girl’s missed calls, it’s exciting and humble all at once. If you’re into not so cheap thrills with a twist then I’ll say it’s worth it. Overall my kind of gal.
7
Good
Smell - 6
Crunch - 8
Flavour - 7
After Taste - 7
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